polony 

Pet food that has been ingeniously processed and marketed for human consumption.

Child Support Inspector: "Gee, Timmy smells a bit funny, where does he go after school?"

Kevin: "Oh he usually, comes straight home... I have been giving him a pound of polony every day for about 3 months"

Child Support Inspector: "well I guess his eyes are sparkly and his hair nice and shiny so..."

polony by twhlaler October 29, 2020

Polony

A Polish colony.

Chicago hosts the biggest Polony in the USA

Polony by Nomadan December 19, 2025

POLONY TREKKING 

yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.

On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'

POLONY TREKKING by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

The polony of the Meat World

Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.

John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!

The polony of the Meat World by xXJessXx March 14, 2007

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.

If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

polynygmion 

A symbol so abstract that if you call someone it, it is truly an insult. First used in Steam Train VVVVVV: Dinkles - Part 4.

"He use's some science word that you don't know, 'You're such a polynygmion!'" -Egoraptor

polynygmion by JustAnotherGrump September 28, 2013

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006