poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003

poony

a wuss with a tendency to flinch

dont be such a poony.

by jerky_dogfart September 6, 2006

poony

in the manner of a unicorn

"Look at those poony drag queens!"

by Johnny Jonesman October 31, 2013

Poonis

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

Poony

A diminutive, cute way of referring to female genitalia. Can be used in a sexual or non-sexual context

Why are you holding your crotch?

Because I just hit my poony on the corner of the table and it really hurts!

by Tonksalot September 5, 2018

Poonis

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022

Poonis

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014