Poony

A diminutive, cute way of referring to female genitalia. Can be used in a sexual or non-sexual context

Why are you holding your crotch?

Because I just hit my poony on the corner of the table and it really hurts!

by Tonksalot September 5, 2018

The conjoined word of "Penis" and "P*ssy". It means someone who acts like a dick online or behind your back, but is too afraid to do anything irl.

"Back up, you poony."
"He's such a poony. He's all talk."

by WeweeSankido March 14, 2016

Poonis

by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis