twhlaler's definitions

polony

Pet food that has been ingeniously processed and marketed for human consumption.

Child Support Inspector: "Gee, Timmy smells a bit funny, where does he go after school?"

Kevin: "Oh he usually, comes straight home... I have been giving him a pound of polony every day for about 3 months"

Child Support Inspector: "well I guess his eyes are sparkly and his hair nice and shiny so..."

by twhlaler October 29, 2020