pollywank 

A Polly wank is when you masturbate with a condom on. Less mess less stress.

Jeremy just hit a Polly wank in his bed. No mess no stress.

Those faggots at IU are always pollywanking. Less mess less stress.

pollywank by Wankerspanker May 13, 2018

pollywad

Condoms, tissues, ect containing bodily fluids after sexual interaction in a vehicle.

The car park was littered with pollywads

pollywad by railmen March 12, 2015

pollyanna 

Noun- an excessively or blindly optimistic person or Verb-unreasonably or illogically optimistic

I was going to jail but my girlfriend was being a pollyanna saying it would be a learning experience.

pollyanna by Outkast82 April 30, 2007

Pollywaggachuggabonka 

A word from the artist Rob Gee.

POLLYWAGGACHUGGABONKA!!

Pollywaggachuggabonka by Acebammac February 7, 2010

Pollyanne 

Pollyanne is a female name made up from joining two names together because one name on its own is not awesome enough for her.

Often mixed up with Pollyanna or Polly-anne - this is just wrong and any Pollyanne would deliver a slap to the person's left cheek for getting her name wrong.

Pollyannes are lovely.

Girl 1 "Hey, there's Pollyanne, she has such a good name!"

Girl2 " I know, let me ask if she wants to sit with us. Hey Pollyanna wanna sit with us?"

Girl2s Face - slap.

Pollyanne. " I was going to sit with you but your obviously a dumbwhit who can't hear or spell ! "

Girl2s Face - another slap.

Pollyanne by magshs May 2, 2018

Pollyanna 

An internal optimist in the face of adversity (reality).

From the title character of the 1960 Disney movie starring a young Hayley Mills.

I lost my job, my girlfriend and someone stole my car. What the fuck do you mean I should cheer up, Pollyanna?

Pollyanna by Tarbash May 23, 2006

Pollyannaish 

(adjective)
Belittling and often insulting term for being absurdly optimistic and good-hearted, believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all tht time. Often in combination with being God-fearing and perceiving oneself standing on a higher moral ground than others.
See also: Daddy's Little Girl, Goody Two-Shoes

The word "Pollyannaish" is derived from "Pollyanna," the heroine of Eleanor H. Porter's famous novel "Pollyanna" (1913), whose outlook on life was one of absolute optimism and whose problems were always straightened out in the end.

(Disclaimer: Not very modern, but still an urban term.)

"Although I've been raped and mishandled by a demon, I'm determined to remain optimistic, no matter what" is a perfect summation of being pollyannish.

Pollyannaish by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004