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polywonk 

Polywonks are politically educated college students who are fucking proud of their vast knowledge regarding politics. They don't waste time on their phones because they're too busy researching the news.
Sorry, I'm only into polywonks. Research your news and get back to me.
polywonk by PolywonkLeader October 11, 2017
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polywonk 

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
polywonk by Batrastard July 2, 2003
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poliwonk 

An armchair follower of political issues.
Obama just bowed to the Japanese prime minister. The right-wing poliwonks are going to have a field day with this one.
poliwonk by bmcgroarty December 1, 2009

Polywork 

A kind of approach to working wherein a person takes on multiple jobs, whether or not they are in related fields, usually to diversify their skillset and maximize their income. As the term emerged from headlines in articles published by major news outlets, the term was quickly construed to refer to the fact that many people in lower-income working-class families see one individual working two - or maybe three - jobs to just barely have enough to get by. From there, it quickly spiraled into being seen as a buzzword used by capitalists to justify the income inequality needed to force people to work that much to survive, seeing as it always took a neutral to positive tone throughout each and every piece that claimed that working multiple jobs is good for you, actually!
To put it simply, it's some real bullshit used to skrt around the idea that one job should make you enough money to live comfortably. The term is putting the idea that people working several jobs is a recent affair that is done with full consent and enthusiasm that are being manufactured in real time.
Paired with the idea that being tired all the fucking time is a great privilege, it makes millennials and gen z seem like whiny little entitled bitches for suggesting that we should change how the systems of the world work to not suck ass, thus furthering the pointless generational war and the death of the planet and humanity.
Polywork is when you're in a relationship with multiple jobs and they all fuck you.
Polywork by unconquerableStars December 6, 2021

polyworkory 

Having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Don, Sally, and Randy complete each other's rants now at lunch. Serious polyworkory going on there.
polyworkory by Susie Donym January 29, 2021

polyworkorus 

The practice of having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Harry, and Steve are in a polyworkorus relationship with Ann. They are headed off to lunch again.
polyworkorus by Susie Donym January 29, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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