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When someone is as flat as a pole by both their butt and/or boobs.

“Man did you see Agnes?”
“Gross dude, she has poleiosis!”

poleiosis by Mariii.m October 3, 2018

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Paleiosiosus

A disease attributed with those with skin so pale that sunlight reflecting off can permanently blind loved ones.

"Did someone set out a flare out there?"
"Nah, Ryan took his shirt off. He has paleiosiosus."

Paleiosiosus by bobsivjsvievwob December 11, 2016

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poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

poliosis by LkBurn December 9, 2008

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poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

poliosis by bitchier January 21, 2009

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Paleosis

A terminal mental illness that makes the victim unable to learn certain languages. Those afflicted by paleosis are also known to exhibit anxiety and depression. The only known cure is an injection of Simardium.

"Damn, my teacher is autistic and bipolar. She's really giving me paleosis right now."

Paleosis by Paleosis December 23, 2017

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Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

Poliosis by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008

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Polisist

A created word from the german word Polizist, written with S instead of Z, created by DespairandHope

Ich gehe als Polisist.

Polisist by Nightwish Kasuri September 6, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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