poleiosis

When someone is as flat as a pole by both their butt and/or boobs.

“Man did you see Agnes?”
“Gross dude, she has poleiosis!”

poleiosis by Mariii.m October 3, 2018

Paleiosiosus 

A disease attributed with those with skin so pale that sunlight reflecting off can permanently blind loved ones.

"Did someone set out a flare out there?"
"Nah, Ryan took his shirt off. He has paleiosiosus."

Paleiosiosus by bobsivjsvievwob December 11, 2016

poliosis 

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

poliosis by LkBurn December 9, 2008

poliosis 

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

poliosis by bitchier January 21, 2009

Paleosis 

A terminal mental illness that makes the victim unable to learn certain languages. Those afflicted by paleosis are also known to exhibit anxiety and depression. The only known cure is an injection of Simardium.

"Damn, my teacher is autistic and bipolar. She's really giving me paleosis right now."

Paleosis by Paleosis December 23, 2017

Poliosis 

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

Poliosis by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008

Polisist 

A created word from the german word Polizist, written with S instead of Z, created by DespairandHope

Ich gehe als Polisist.

Polisist by Nightwish Kasuri September 6, 2020