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Paleosis

A terminal mental illness that makes the victim unable to learn certain languages. Those afflicted by paleosis are also known to exhibit anxiety and depression. The only known cure is an injection of Simardium.
"Damn, my teacher is autistic and bipolar. She's really giving me paleosis right now."
by Paleosis December 23, 2017
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Neo-Paleoism

(Noun): A forward-thinking lifestyle or ideology that harmoniously blends ancient wisdom with modern conveniences. It embraces the self-sufficiency of homesteading and the healing power of herbal medicine, while recognizing the benefits of modern technology and medicine when needed. It's a balanced approach that empowers individuals to live in harmony with both our roots and the advancements of today.

The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
"She believed in Neo-Paleoism because it offered a balanced approach to living, allowing her to embrace the wisdom of her ancestors while still benefiting from the conveniences of modern technology and medicine."
by AuranBaine October 3, 2023
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