Polyosis 

A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

Polyosis by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

poliosis 

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

poliosis by LkBurn December 9, 2008

poliosis 

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

poliosis by bitchier January 21, 2009

Poliosis 

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

Poliosis by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008