Polyosis 

A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

Polyosis by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

poliosis 

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

poliosis by LkBurn December 9, 2008

poliosis 

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

poliosis by bitchier January 21, 2009

Poliosis 

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

Poliosis by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008