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pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard
He is a pognophile
by SHM Mee June 6, 2016
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pygophile

Pygophile, or (Pygophilia) is the intense attraction, and undying affection for the human buttocks.
Many people nowadays, mainly women, are blessed with saint-like, onion asses. Creating a new breed of male/female, the Pygophile.
by VenimusTitan May 27, 2016
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Pornophilaholic

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.
-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...
by #Hole May 9, 2010
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pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.
A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.
by The Last Bear February 4, 2008
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pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.
*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*
by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014
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Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.
A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
by shyder April 17, 2009
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pornophile

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006
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