chrispyq's definitions

pornish game hen

a on line strumpet that sends invites to party's, latenite's,and clubs, chat rooms , hotels,motels,holiday inn's, with promises of favors and dosen't show up. or shows up but ignores you.

last nite i went out to hook up with this chic i met online but she was another pornish game hen.

by chrispyq December 16, 2011

Pedonecrobeastophilia

To have sexual relations with underage dead animals

That man is really sick in the head . He was caught have sex with puppies dead puppies. He must have pedonecrobeastophilia.

by chrispyq July 7, 2016

booty baste

"booty baste" refers to inserting substances with a turkey baster inside the rectum for the purpose of absorbing the substance to feel the effects faster and stronger then taking oral.

last night i had my girl shove a turkey baster full of drugs in my ass. i use to booty bump now i booty baste.

by chrispyq May 14, 2014

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013

finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.

i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.

by chrispyq January 19, 2012

jediphiliac

a person who is obsessed sexually into star wars . And star wars cosplay porn.

after i get home from watching the new star wars movie im going to yank it in my STAR WARS Brown Robe JEDI Hooded Cloak Cape Costume , screaming the "force is with me". im a jediphiliac.

by chrispyq December 27, 2016

cercumsex

To place in a particular situation, especially with regard to having sex. having sex just because the time is right.

i didnt want to be with her tonight but couldnt pass up the cercumsex.

by chrispyq October 23, 2013