cercumsex

To place in a particular situation, especially with regard to having sex. having sex just because the time is right.

i didnt want to be with her tonight but couldnt pass up the cercumsex.

by chrispyq October 23, 2013

jediphiliac

a person who is obsessed sexually into star wars . And star wars cosplay porn.

after i get home from watching the new star wars movie im going to yank it in my STAR WARS Brown Robe JEDI Hooded Cloak Cape Costume , screaming the "force is with me". im a jediphiliac.

by chrispyq December 27, 2016

finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.

i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.

by chrispyq January 19, 2012

booty baste

"booty baste" refers to inserting substances with a turkey baster inside the rectum for the purpose of absorbing the substance to feel the effects faster and stronger then taking oral.

last night i had my girl shove a turkey baster full of drugs in my ass. i use to booty bump now i booty baste.

by chrispyq May 14, 2014

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 08, 2013

Pedonecrobeastophilia

To have sexual relations with underage dead animals

That man is really sick in the head . He was caught have sex with puppies dead puppies. He must have pedonecrobeastophilia.

by chrispyq July 07, 2016

pornish game hen

a on line strumpet that sends invites to party's, latenite's,and clubs, chat rooms , hotels,motels,holiday inn's, with promises of favors and dosen't show up. or shows up but ignores you.

last nite i went out to hook up with this chic i met online but she was another pornish game hen.

by chrispyq December 16, 2011