poedom 

The domain, collection of persons, and / or general condition of acting like a Poe. See Poe's law.

His poedom was confirmed when he told everyone that his Flat Earth videos were meant as parody.

poedom by soundly May 17, 2016

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

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pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedomirez 

When a pedophile attracts to high school freshmen girls with a fetish for major swag.

Casey has major swag but she doesn't know a pedomirez when she sees one.

Pedomirez by Ivan-Angeli July 11, 2011

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010