pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

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Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 4, 2024

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dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

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Someone who has a small penis that, despite its size, is extremely freaky when used. This diminutive dynamo might be compact, but it's packed with an impressive amount of enthusiasm and energy. Often underestimated, the pocket rocket proves that great things can come in small packages.( could also be referenced as someone’s penis)

"his pocketrocket, sure knows how to drive the ladies wild with his infectious confidence and charm."

by Dr freakynshalzicy July 29, 2024

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