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Socket Pocket 

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
Socket Pocket by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Dry Socket Hot Pocket 

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
Dry Socket Hot Pocket by Kozaka January 4, 2024

dry socket hot pocket 

An older woman’s vagina.
You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
dry socket hot pocket by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

pocketrocket 

Big so long that men have in their pocketrocket
You have a nice pocketrocket my dude
pocketrocket by Cataratic March 1, 2024

pocketrocket 

Someone who has a small penis that, despite its size, is extremely freaky when used. This diminutive dynamo might be compact, but it's packed with an impressive amount of enthusiasm and energy. Often underestimated, the pocket rocket proves that great things can come in small packages.( could also be referenced as someone’s penis)
"his pocketrocket, sure knows how to drive the ladies wild with his infectious confidence and charm."
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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