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pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

Penis Pocket 

The opening found on men's pajams, often accessorized with a button.
Guy: "I hate when my penis pocket opens when I am standing in front my mom."
Penis Pocket by Lexi Naudziunas June 27, 2008

penis pocket 

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.
Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

Penis Pocket 

A convenient place to store your penis
I used my girlfriend's penis pocket last night
Penis Pocket by cccooo1234 September 26, 2018

penis pocket 

A girl that puts getting laid with random dudes that she has just met ahead of her existing friendships with other girls, i.e., one who does not understand chicks before dicks.
Sharath is a pretty girl, but whenever she is around bros she is totally a penis pocket.
penis pocket by Camelhammock October 31, 2011

Penis Pocket 

a place in which a man places his penis. most often a vagina.
the penis pocket on any fat women will never be used by any sane man only by verious toys, dildos, fingers, and other pleasure inducing items but never a real live penis
Penis Pocket by Brilliant Chaos December 23, 2006
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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