pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!
by jiggernuggen February 06, 2014
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dank banana

Its a man who needs a booty call and likes to eat watermelons as he jacks off to a game of dota.
I want to be a dank banana some day..
by jiggernuggen February 01, 2014
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