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pobif

a pobif is an awesome person but is very shy. they attract many people without realising it. they have the most beautiful curly hair which is stared at by many.

usually pobifs are found alone in their room listening to talking heads. they think people see them as a freak and they always sit alone at lunch. people make fun of pobifs, but at the end of the day they're just jealous.
example one:

person 1: hey look at that person, their hair is so curly!
person 2: that must be a pobif.

example two:
person 1: climbs through pobif's window
pobif: h-hey! what are you doing here?... i'm trying to listen to talking heads!
by dustin ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ August 6, 2020
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Poif

Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.
"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"
by simplified insults August 19, 2023
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ponified

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
by EcoLof November 3, 2018
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ponify

To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.
by A fellow brony February 3, 2014
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pubification

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes
Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.
by dr poon February 9, 2009
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pubify

to pubify: to cast ancient, forbidden and cursed magic to quite literally, turn things directly in to a single quantifiable pube. This magic was first discovered in the beam stream in 2022 but many scholars believe it's origins predate even that. Immense and intensive research is done on a daily basis by the worlds best pubification excavators
gota watch out for a stray hair! you never know when it will pubify you! SMILERS
by KaizenOkami August 22, 2022
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Polif

When your sandwich falls apart 🥯 (from the set 8 say vegetables video)
*insert bread falling off your sandwich* “OH NO NOW ITS POLIF”
by Cunty radiator January 13, 2021
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