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Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.
"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"
Poif by simplified insults August 19, 2023
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a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced
example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)

The seat cushions make me feel poif.

You Big poif!

He said he'd backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.
poif by Juanvelle Allen Dillard June 30, 2006
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A weird way of saying "perfect."
Him: How was the picnic?
Her: Poif.
Poif by Andres.3000 June 15, 2019
The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*
poif by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
A weird way in paying perfect.
Person A : sounds perfect to me!
Person B: poif.
Poif by Meeo January 22, 2019
Perfect. Was pronounced that way by Curly in The Three Stooges t.v. show.
Hey, let's go to the Beach today. Poifect!
poifect by Liberte July 28, 2006
<S-man> see if it's all good
<B-man> poifect
<S-man> yup, better than perfect, poifect
<B-man> yup
poifect by Shahmir August 10, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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