Poif 

Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.

"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"

Poif by simplified insults August 19, 2023

poif 

a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced

example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)

The seat cushions make me feel poif.

You Big poif!

He said he'd backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.

poif by Juanvelle Allen Dillard June 30, 2006

Poif 

A weird way of saying "perfect."

Him: How was the picnic?
Her: Poif.

Poif by Andres.3000 June 15, 2019

poif 

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.

* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*

poif by Spoofnet November 20, 2011

Poif 

A weird way in paying perfect.

Person A : sounds perfect to me!
Person B: poif.

Poif by Meeo January 22, 2019

poifect 

Perfect. Was pronounced that way by Curly in The Three Stooges t.v. show.

Hey, let's go to the Beach today. Poifect!

poifect by Liberte July 28, 2006

poifect 

Better than perfect.

<S-man> see if it's all good
<B-man> poifect
<S-man> yup, better than perfect, poifect
<B-man> yup

poifect by Shahmir August 10, 2006