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Ponified 

When hair has been styled into the form of a ponytail.
I saw John the other day, and nearly threw up.
Why?
He's ponified his hair!
Ponified by TheOne23 April 8, 2007

Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

poncified 

Blown out. Adding a few pounds to your frame. Heavier than normal.
Alfie, you look all poncified, blown out. You been eating the pies?
poncified by billydickbags May 14, 2011

Poncified 

To be over dressed 'as a ponce' especially if one is ordinarily rather conservative in dress. Applies mainly to men. Not a compliment but an observation, sometimes with negative connotations.
eg a man dressed in a suit and tie for a date or interview and wearing sftershave, when he normally dresses casually and is unshaven, is an example of someone who is 'poncified'.
See the film 'Alfie' starring Michael Caine, where the word is used.
Look at you all poncified. Where do you think you' re going? Buckingham Palace?
Poncified by HochmaMan December 8, 2009

pornified 

the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;
Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well
pornified by Sapioit August 4, 2015

podified 

A state of being in possession of an iPod, often thinking you are superior or the shizz compared to those who havent been sucked in by Apples marketing
Hey man, have you ever had troubles transfering music with iTunes?
Nah not me, I'm not podified.

You wanna look cool cruising around campus? you gotta get podified dude!
podified by Kraken December 28, 2005