pnched
pnched by the GREAT GumZ March 30, 2009
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pinched cheek shuffle
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
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pinched a loaf
Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006
Punched Lasagne
Punched Lasagne by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011
Pinched nose nigro
A black person who wants to be white. Term was coined by Pastor James David Manning, a black pastor from Harlem.
Now that he got a good paying job, Jethro moved to a white neighborhood and talks in a higher voice like a pinched nose nigro.
Pinched nose nigro by SpyderCanopus October 1, 2013
pinched
I was pinched by the cops.
Three-hole Punched
Three-hole Punched by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007
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