choda

A penis.... nothing more! From the word in Spanish CHORIZO which is sausage.

Beso mi choda por favor! or kiss my dick please!

by d0c August 12, 2006

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 09, 2006

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

piss sack

The layer of fat or roll under the female belly button just above the good stuff.

Look at the piss sack on her?

by D0c February 24, 2006

treasure trail

a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.

She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.

by D0c April 10, 2006