Plumps

Noun. Alternative (slang) term referring to female breasts, particularly those of the larger cup sizes.

1. "Did you see the plumps on that broad?"
2. "She's got the best plumps ever; they're so...plump."
3. "There's nothing I like more than taking my bra off after a long day and letting my plumps hang free."

by SGIGS August 16, 2009

plumps

A fat bitch from Swindon called Jess who also fights like a bitch and has no friends

Oh did u see plumps today ? How could you miss her the fat cunt

by plumpy hater June 22, 2019

Plumps

A plump beluga that loves nuts and molesworth. Special skill is tickling 100% super effective. Produces offsprings such as nigels

“Mummmmttttuuuuuummaaaaaa, where are you plumps thing”

by Bigboydave January 28, 2021

Plump Sister

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:

Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."

by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

by dw8177 April 25, 2017

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007