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The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.
TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."
by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014
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Large Town and Borough in South West Engalnd. Famous for it's former GWR railway works.
a: Where do u live?
b: swindon
by dalj August 31, 2006
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A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.
Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
by purple_horizon February 28, 2004
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Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.
Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare
by Roo August 05, 2003
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A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.
"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"
by Rivethead November 12, 2006
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Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.
by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003
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