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Large Town and Borough in South West Engalnd. Famous for it's former GWR railway works.
a: Where do u live?
b: swindon
by dalj August 31, 2006
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The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.
TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."
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Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.
Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare
by Roo August 05, 2003
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A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.
Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
by purple_horizon February 28, 2004
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Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.
by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003
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A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.
"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"
by Rivethead November 12, 2006
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Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.

What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!
by Mooncradle May 26, 2007
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