plouce

dis ma name n you man gonna remember me, if you see this stop stalking me ion even know what it means (kside on top 🤫)

plouce knows that

by plouce January 11, 2023

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

Plouch

when you tuck your shirt in and pull it out a little.

to plouch your shirt before school

by Peggy1122 April 7, 2011

pouce

twist of the word "pussy".

Someone who is a wimp, or a crybaby

John: Darius cried yesterday in maths because he forgot to do his work and the teacher shouted at him.

Tim: Oh my god, he is such a pouce.

by Tink321 February 20, 2007

ploune

A ploune is a weaker individual douchebags use to fulfill their needs. A ploune is compliant, often a little stupid and manipulable. The ploune will endure this suffering in hopes of getting the object of their desire - the douchebag.

I was out last night with my boys, we were trying to get it on with a group of plounes.

by golostagram March 14, 2018

PLONCE

Richmond football club as they just plonce around a afl oval no serious commitment or ability to score including 77 minutes against the MIGHTY SAINTS

77 minutes no score-too much plonce time around the ground

by mrkiss July 1, 2009