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A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.
"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."
plouder by hodag1966 January 31, 2014
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Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012
when you tuck your shirt in and pull it out a little.
to plouch your shirt before school
Plouch by Peggy1122 April 7, 2011
twist of the word "pussy".

Someone who is a wimp, or a crybaby
John: Darius cried yesterday in maths because he forgot to do his work and the teacher shouted at him.

Tim: Oh my god, he is such a pouce.
pouce by Tink321 February 20, 2007
A ploune is a weaker individual douchebags use to fulfill their needs. A ploune is compliant, often a little stupid and manipulable. The ploune will endure this suffering in hopes of getting the object of their desire - the douchebag.
I was out last night with my boys, we were trying to get it on with a group of plounes.
ploune by golostagram March 14, 2018
Richmond football club as they just plonce around a afl oval no serious commitment or ability to score including 77 minutes against the MIGHTY SAINTS
77 minutes no score-too much plonce time around the ground
PLONCE by mrkiss July 1, 2009