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To plot on the couch
I am going home to plouch
Plouch by Evalou November 15, 2013
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To plop on a couch
God I love plouching on a good ole bean bag chair when I'm rolling on molly
Plouch by Cjudmoney November 8, 2020

Plouch maxing

Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
Person 1:”how does he look so good?”
Person 2:”he plouch maxes constantly”
Person 1:”how?”
Person 2:”he tightens his eyebrows and it highlights his cheekbones”
Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.
Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!
plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.
Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.
Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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