ploune

A ploune is a weaker individual douchebags use to fulfill their needs. A ploune is compliant, often a little stupid and manipulable. The ploune will endure this suffering in hopes of getting the object of their desire - the douchebag.

I was out last night with my boys, we were trying to get it on with a group of plounes.

by golostagram March 14, 2018

Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

by DICK burn January 30, 2017

Plounge

Stands for "Plush Lounge". A plounge is a space which has been created for the express purpose of lounging around in hedonistic bliss. They are cushy and "plush", typically having many pillows and warm (furry) blankets. The lighting and decoration is sensual, warm and inviting. A Plounge has something of a magnetic pull which draws people into it's clutches. Once in the Plounge, many experience temporal anomalies where time loses meaning. It can be enjoyed alone but is much more commonly found with several Plouge-o-nauts simultaneously riding the cushy waves.

Man, that is a SICK Plounge!

by Astro the Plounge-o-naut May 1, 2011

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

Plobner

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Absolute Pussy magnet, all the girls want him. Friends with everyone. No one has anything bad to say about him.

Nicholas: Thomas, who is your god?

Thomas: Lord Plobner is my god. I wish I was like him.

by Ferguson On the Iceberguson December 2, 2019

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004