A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.
"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."
by hodag1966 January 31, 2014
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To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"
Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.
Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.
Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"
by Hawk2 February 3, 2023
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Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
by Splocious January 22, 2012
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Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”
by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020
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Get the plodder mug.An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.
When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.
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