plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

plouder by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Plouder

a person who yaps (speaks alot) and annoys people
Pronounced (Ploo-dur)

Jason was being a plouder towards his friends

Plouder by GyattSigmaRizzOhio May 29, 2024

Plowder 

To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.

Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"

Plowder by Hawk2 February 3, 2023

Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012

Plonder 

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

Plonder by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

plodder 

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

plodder by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020

A Pouderd Prune

An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.

When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.

A Pouderd Prune by hteb78 July 8, 2023