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plort
Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"
Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."
Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"
Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."
Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"
Porthole pirate
Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009
Twinkie in the Porthole
To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!
Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
Twinkie in the Porthole by testicheese December 24, 2019
Porthos
The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.
Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.
Porthos by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006
tuppeny ha'porth
derived from two pence
indicates what something is (or isn't) worth, it refers to the pre decimalisation British currency £SD (pounds shillings pence)
used to be 2d (pennies).
similar in usage to the US 2 cents
indicates what something is (or isn't) worth, it refers to the pre decimalisation British currency £SD (pounds shillings pence)
used to be 2d (pennies).
similar in usage to the US 2 cents
I don't give a tuppeny ha'porth about your opinion
or if you comment on something and don't expect it to be taken to seriously you might sign off as.."just my tuppeny ha'porth"
or if you comment on something and don't expect it to be taken to seriously you might sign off as.."just my tuppeny ha'porth"
tuppeny ha'porth by MarkWJames February 27, 2008
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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