plorth

3 gay men all simultaneously cumming in each other’s ass

Hey man, do you want to plorth tonight?

by rQuantum March 28, 2021

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Porthos

The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.

Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

tuppeny ha'porth

derived from two pence
indicates what something is (or isn't) worth, it refers to the pre decimalisation British currency £SD (pounds shillings pence)

used to be 2d (pennies).

similar in usage to the US 2 cents

I don't give a tuppeny ha'porth about your opinion

or if you comment on something and don't expect it to be taken to seriously you might sign off as.."just my tuppeny ha'porth"

by MarkWJames February 27, 2008

portha

A man who spends most of his time browsing illegal porn on the dark web.

Wow, that guy is a true portha.

by Zinfas October 23, 2019