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A man who spends most of his time browsing illegal porn on the dark web.
Wow, that guy is a true portha.
portha by Zinfas October 23, 2019
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alexzander portha 

a mexican name of a guy who goes to meadobrook middle school in fort worth, hes super bad and is really weird
dont be a alexzander portha hes a bad guy

stop using bad alexzander portha words

Portal 2 

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!
Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"
Portal 2 by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.
An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.
Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008
A beautiful woman inside and out. Very intelligent, creative and funny. Has a natural eye for detail and asthetics. An awesome person to have in your corner. If your lucky to have her grace your presence, you will always want to be in her company. Portia always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. She can read right through a person. She is very supportive and uplifting to anyone. She can make an ant feel like a giant. Nice to everyone but if she seems mean to you, it's probably because she will not massage your ego. Does not tolerate fake people by any means. Portia is definitely a goddess to treasure.
1. Wow, this precious jewel just dropped down from heaven, it must be Portia.

2. Ask Portia, she will get it straight.

3. I wish I had a friend named Portia.
Portia by Architect9 October 27, 2018

ass portal 

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
ass portal by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014
Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she’s really loves you, and if she’s does you truly are so lucky!! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!
Portia is someone you never want to loose
Portia by ohthatgurl007 August 8, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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