The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.
-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.
by Douchebag February 17, 2004
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He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.
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The word is known by all. It is a verb, noun, adjective. It is everything. It encompasses the magnitudes of all great and eccentric things in the galaxy.
“Just Porth it.”

“Hey John that seems pretty risky” “ don’t worry I’ll Porth it”

“John porthed Sally
“In the beginning there was Porth”
by Herder June 11, 2018
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