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The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.
-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.
porth by Douchebag February 17, 2004
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The word is known by all. It is a verb, noun, adjective. It is everything. It encompasses the magnitudes of all great and eccentric things in the galaxy.
“Just Porth it.”

“Hey John that seems pretty risky” “ don’t worry I’ll Porth it”

“John porthed Sally
“In the beginning there was Porth”
Porth by Herder June 15, 2018
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tuppeny ha'porth

derived from two pence
indicates what something is (or isn't) worth, it refers to the pre decimalisation British currency £SD (pounds shillings pence)

used to be 2d (pennies).

similar in usage to the US 2 cents
I don't give a tuppeny ha'porth about your opinion

or if you comment on something and don't expect it to be taken to seriously you might sign off as.."just my tuppeny ha'porth"
tuppeny ha'porth by MarkWJames February 27, 2008

jon porth 

He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.
jon porth by 69Jazz69 November 4, 2019

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.
Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.
porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016
You meant to type in pornhub on google but you made a typo and typed porbhub instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.
porbhub.com
porbhub by Vhanyr January 25, 2014

Porch Builder 

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana
This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!
Porch Builder by spielhorst February 3, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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