A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.
Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008
Get the plonkersmug. by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006
Get the plonkersmug. by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003
Get the plonkermug. the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005
Get the plonkermug. 
A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.
by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021
Get the Plonkermug.