plonkers

A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.

"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"

plonkers by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

plonkers by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

plonker 

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonker 

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

plonker by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Pulling my plonker 

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

Pulling my plonker by Teleco November 26, 2016

Plonker 

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

Plonker by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019