plogus 

the act of plunging

oh gavin really put the plogus on that girl last nite

plogus by jackaboyplungus February 6, 2023

Plous 

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Plous 

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

Plous by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Pogus Mogus 

The phrase 'Pogus Mogus' originates from 'PogChamp' or 'Poggers' and even though it's no Twitch.tv emote, people still might use it because it sounds unusual and original while still bringing over the meaning of hype and excitement.

Sascha: Yoo, that play was insane. I am such a god.
Chat: Pogus Mogus

Pogus Mogus

Pogus Mogus by PogusMogus June 18, 2020

PLOTUS 

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!

It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.

PLOTUS by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020

Poogus Amoogus 

The suspicious or sus form of the pig like pet named Poogie from the Monster Hunter Series.

Poogus Amoogus has commited arson. Poogus Amoogus is sus! Poogus Amoogus commited tax fraud, AGAIN!
Andrew: "Looking kinda sus lately Poogus, seems like i have to fuck your dad."

Poogus Amoogus by Ehrenbube_David January 12, 2022

Poogus 

The most evil, diabolic poodle-demon known to mankind.

Poogus just totally ripped that toddler to shreds.

Poogus by plainjaine April 16, 2010