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PLOTUS

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!
It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.
by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020
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Plous

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021
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Plous

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.
A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.
by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021
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POTUS Interruptus

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.
He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!
by rajikkumar June 9, 2018
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trump potus

Its bascically putting a bowl of mashed carrots and a wig in charge of a plane with 326,000,000 people in it
Let's hire that guy because of trump potus
by The webstar April 13, 2017
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Plotshot

A better noun to describe a plot bunny.
Chick 1: So is Harry Potter still dying later on in your fanfic?

Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.
by _allismine_ May 12, 2007
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POTUS Interruptus

The State of the Union address given each year by the President of the United States. From POTUS (President Of The United States) + Interruptus ("Interruption")

So named due to the modern practice of the attendees to stand and/or applaud at every other sentence which contains a statement or policy initiative favored by one party or another.
American Idol will be pre-empted tonight because of the POTUS Interruptus.

Man did you watch the POTUS Interruptus last night? With all the clapping it took 2 hours to give a 20 minute speech!
by Chris-2-4 December 26, 2008
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