The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost
respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let'
s get ploused,
stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.
The consumption of
alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way
trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted
evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".
The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors
Light, Hamilton
College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4
ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse,
sun hats, Deep
Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
