pleezus

Combination of "please" and "Jesus." Said in response to something idiotic, dismissing it as absurd.

"Ima crack yo head with a pipe, and then ima cure cancer."
"Pleezus, we're in a mental hospital. Stop screaming and let me take a nap."

by psiidagama December 29, 2021

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Clit Pleezas

A slang term in direct reference to the University of Connecticut women's basketball team. PDC: Please Da Clit

The Clit Pleezas jaj'd on UCLA last night!
Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird and Maya Moore can sure PDC!

by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018

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Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.

PZ Myers is such a peezus.

by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

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pleebus

Sticky mother fucker. Probably still sweating from the little bit of crack he just smoked, or the whole lot of dick he just sucked. Stand your ground.

Homie #1: Just saw Sticky Nicky hittin' up the Circle K.

Homie #2: What a fuckin' Pleebus.

Homie #1: Stand your ground Homie.

by jstreet April 7, 2015

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