8 definitions by psiidagama

sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

Combination of "please" and "Jesus." Said in response to something idiotic, dismissing it as absurd.

"Ima crack yo head with a pipe, and then ima cure cancer."
"Pleezus, we're in a mental hospital. Stop screaming and let me take a nap."

by psiidagama December 30, 2022

The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.

"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."

by psiidagama August 15, 2013

Watch out for boomers at the senior center, they're fighting against bad lunches.

by psiidagama October 1, 2019

Being in favor of keeping an afro, or letting an afro grow.

"Hey man, why are you growing your hair au naturale? This isn't the 70s."
"Haters gonna hate, but I'm fro-life."

by psiidagama August 15, 2013

Fukit, I'll go on that date anyway.

by psiidagama March 10, 2019

Another way to say for real; the way for real sounds when you say it.

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend."
"Fo reew? That girl's a ho."

by psiidagama August 26, 2019