Urban Dictionary: Definitions by psiidagama

pleezus

Combination of "please" and "Jesus." Said in response to something idiotic, dismissing it as absurd.

"Ima crack yo head with a pipe, and then ima cure cancer."
"Pleezus, we're in a mental hospital. Stop screaming and let me take a nap."

pleezus by psiidagama December 29, 2021

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Watch out for boomers at the senior center, they're fighting against bad lunches.

boomers by psiidagama October 1, 2019

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Another way to say for real; the way for real sounds when you say it.

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend."
"Fo reew? That girl's a ho."

fo reew by psiidagama August 26, 2019

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Fukit, I'll go on that date anyway.

Fukit by psiidagama March 10, 2019

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the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

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Damn, I gotta take a McShit. Where's the McToilet?

McToilet by psiidagama April 27, 2014

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The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.

"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."

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