plebbledash 

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.

The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.

plebbledash by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

Pebbledash 

When you have explosive shit that leaves the toilet bowl smattered with little bits of shit. Sometimes the odd bit of sweetcorn.

Dude the cleaner is gonna get well pissed when she sees how I pebbledashed the bog

Pebbledash by bonsai.proxy December 28, 2005

Pebbledash 

A rare shit that leaves the arse with great force, and appears to break up on contact with the air.
The fragments of shit (or pebbles) hit the porcelain and shatter like brown paintballs, virtually covering the bowl save for little spaces inbetween.
The resulting effect, if done right, resembles a late 20th Century British, PEBBLEDASHED house.

Greg: Dude, check this out, I just pebbledashed your loo.

Dave: Aw fuck you man, I aint cleaning that up.

Greg: Yes you are. Bitch.

Pebbledash by Grimmy Bumm November 14, 2009

Pebblenash 

The act of desecrating the toilet due to an over reliance on protein shakes and excessive time in the gym (without any focus on sphincter muscle exercises).

Darren Fletcher is known to have routinely pebblenashed the toilets at Old Trafford, that's why he's no longer in the team.

Fucking hell Nash, you been on the Maximuscle again? The bogs have been proper pebblenashed, you dirty bastard.

Pebblenash by Sparky Panel April 16, 2012

pebbledashing 

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

pebbledashing by paul December 25, 2003

PEBBLEDASH 

The effect left on a toilet bowl after a wind-assisted crap. Its usually the result of drinking too much or eating too spicy food.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.

My 3 favourite Pebbledash Locations.
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.

2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy&not the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.

3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight

PEBBLEDASH by 3_5hits_A_Day July 17, 2010

pebbledashing 

Essentially the effect given to the inside of the toilet bowl right after getting the beer-shits, thus resembling the outside facade of certain british pre 1970's council homes, where small stone pieces are spread over the outside wall giving a textured effect.

Tarquin: 'I wouldnt go into the bog for a good half an hour mate'

Walter: 'Whys that then'?

Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'

pebbledashing by Verbal_Kunt May 10, 2005