playform

A gaming hardware platform, such as the Nintendo Wii, Xbox, PS3, Intellivision, or Atari

Jason: dude, I just got the new Madden Football game!
Amrit: for what playform?
Jason: lolz, wii wii.

by jasonrotsky April 14, 2010

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Platform Pirate

One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.

Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!

by jjboseck June 8, 2011

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022

Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

by The Army Brat February 20, 2011

Playford

Used to define a Bad ass, Awesome, Amazing, Attractive, witty, smart, ballsy, outright Hilarious, wise and great All around Person.
Most of them have Schlongs.

That Person is a Real Playford,

Guy 1: See that Guy over there? He's a Real Funny guy.
Guy 2: Oh Yeah He's a Playford, Didn't you know that?

by Playford June 4, 2011

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003