Platforming
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018
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Platforming
Hey bro, where did you end up last night?
Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly
Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!
Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly
Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!
Platforming by Steviej85 October 21, 2019
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Platforming
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018
Platforming
Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
She was just platforming, don't trip
Platforming by Romancell March 11, 2023
platforming strawmen
Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.
platforming strawmen by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022
platformist
platformist by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015
Platformist
A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.
Platformist by Knight~ October 1, 2021
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