platyphile

A person that believes the Earth is flat.

From Platus meaning flat and Philos meaning a lover of. Literally a lover of flat things.

He doesn't believe in gravity, he's a platyphile.

by mcmark October 4, 2016

platypire

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.

What the hell is a platypire?

by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014

Platypile

A structure in which three or more platypi are stacked on top of each other, with the largest platypus on the bottom and the smallest on the top.

The five platypi, in an effort to show off their agility, formed a perfect platypile for the onlooking crowd.

by Abigail H. October 5, 2008

Plantophile

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Pantyphile

A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.

Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021