Platypile

A structure in which three or more platypi are stacked on top of each other, with the largest platypus on the bottom and the smallest on the top.

The five platypi, in an effort to show off their agility, formed a perfect platypile for the onlooking crowd.

Platypile by Abigail H. October 5, 2008

platypire 

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.

What the hell is a platypire?

platypire by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014

platypodes 

platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

noun, plural

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!

Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!

platypodes by gianni rage November 25, 2018

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses? 

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses? by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

platypi 

Plural form of platypus.

Platypi are soooo cool. They have bills and a tail!!!!!!!

platypi by rasta_lover April 4, 2010

platypi on a zepplin

Like snakes on a plane, only slightly less severe, however, undoubtedly more messy...

'boyfriend almost found out I was cheating on him, it was almost a snakes on a plane situation until I pursuaded my bit on the side to befriend her...now the situations at platypi on a zepplin level- still not so good, but maybe rectifiable'

platypi on a zepplin by Bad Becky April 25, 2006

platypi 

more than one platypus

there are many platypi in this city!

platypi by oh baby1919 March 8, 2010