pityphile

A person who consistently craves pity and attention from every person they encounter. "They" always try to play the victim in any situation, and make sure to speak of all the misfortunes in their life that involve them, in hopes of manipulating all those around them, to feel sorry for them.(To throw them a pity party) This person can easily be compared to a parasite, such as a leech. Meaning that their main goal in life is to feed off of and consume any abled bodied person who is willing to reach out and try to help them. Pityphiles will suck you dry and drag you downhill , and still try to make you feel bad for their situation... They are most commonly suffering from a severe case of Co- Dependency... often making them have little to no friends... and only worsening their own situations , which in turn causes them to non stop bitch about their problems to anyone with ears.

This is the common cycle of a pro pityphile. Beware, they are everywhere out there.... whether they know it or not.

Matt: "Hey, we gotta run by Two Teeth Tony's house to drop off some cigarettes and a pop tart.... because he is having a hard time wanting to get up and try to go get a job.... and I feel so bad for the guy."

Travis: " Okay... Just make sure he isnt being a Pityphile again.... He tricked me into giving him multiple different smartphones of mine to "Borrow" after he smashed his own phone because he burnt some popcorn. I felt bad so i gave him 3 of my extra smartphones, and he just kept on taking them apart and breaking them until I didnt have any phones left to give.... and then I realized I was a victim to a professional Pityphile...

by TheyCallMe...BruisedWang! March 11, 2018

Pictophile

The dankest meme app in the App Store. Full of great memes, funny users, and tons of meme-building features, and 11 post tabs. You'll be there for hours, m8.

Mate, have you checked out Pictophile? I've heard it's so much better than iFunny!

by amm192 September 11, 2016

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Pictophile

Pictophile is a meme and gif sharing app on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store. While there are many of these types of apps, such as iFunny, Pictophile is often referred to as better than them, (especially iFunny, as this is referred to as iShit 98% of the time). Pictophile is better as it produces better memes, has better users and admins, and the creator stays on a known level with the user, unlike 9Gag where you need to google who the owner is. Previous names, Lolbucket.

Friend One: Dude! Have you been on Pictophile recently?
Friend Two: Yeah! It's much better then that shit iFunny!
Friend One: Who's your favorite admin? Mine's Rascal
Friend Two: I like Karla

by Am3.1415 October 31, 2016

petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

by Whitt March 13, 2007

pitysmile

A condescending smile given to someone that is deemed to be pitiful.

The wealthy woman condescendingly looked down upon a homeless man begging for food, gave him a dollar and a pitysmile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 7, 2016

Pityhole

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011