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Planches 

These planching planchers keep planching my planches.
Planches by Sussybaka888 October 18, 2021
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Jennifer Panchesine 

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!
Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”
n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)
Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.
panches by 4 Bug October 11, 2006

planchette 

To buy everything in events and stores especially when on sale
I was at a shopping event and decided to planchette the whole event .
planchette by thekfcguy June 22, 2020

Ian panchesine 

Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!
Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?

Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!

Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine
A disgusting, almost un-human women or man, ugly and sloppy beyond belief. Can be compared to untouchable or erotican't
"Hey dude, you see that chick over there?"
"Aww fuck man, she's a fuckin' planchet she's so hane!"
planchet by cogen December 31, 2007

planchette 

a small board supported on casters, typically heart-shaped and fitted with a vertical pencil, used for automatic writing and in seances.
Girl: Can i borrow your Planchette? I need it for tonights seance.
Boy: No. I need it to write, ask Wndey.
planchette by hahaigotitfirst May 17, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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