A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!
n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples 2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)
Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.
Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.
Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!
Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?
Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!