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Jennifer Panchesine 

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!
Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”
n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)
Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.
panches by 4 Bug October 11, 2006

planchette 

To buy everything in events and stores especially when on sale
I was at a shopping event and decided to planchette the whole event .
planchette by thekfcguy June 22, 2020

Ian panchesine 

Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!
Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?

Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!

Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine
A disgusting, almost un-human women or man, ugly and sloppy beyond belief. Can be compared to untouchable or erotican't
"Hey dude, you see that chick over there?"
"Aww fuck man, she's a fuckin' planchet she's so hane!"
planchet by cogen December 31, 2007

planchette 

a small board supported on casters, typically heart-shaped and fitted with a vertical pencil, used for automatic writing and in seances.
Girl: Can i borrow your Planchette? I need it for tonights seance.
Boy: No. I need it to write, ask Wndey.
planchette by hahaigotitfirst May 17, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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