panches 

n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)

Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.

panches by 4 Bug October 11, 2006

patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by discofox May 28, 2020

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

patches ito by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021

patches are welcome 

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.

Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.

patches are welcome by sebflippers July 13, 2014