planch

the act of getting extremely high then collapsing in a comfortable position while enjoying music

last night i got home after a blunt ride and just planched on my futon listenin to some weezy

planch by TTKKJV April 10, 2008

planck

Planck distance is the distance between 2 atoms colliding with eachother. Also known to be the smallest distance in space.

Damn, have you seen the size of Shahans D? It's as small as planck.

planck by Ankharet September 18, 2014

planchada 

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

Pancho's Comedy Night by Elmira17 March 1, 2014

planck time 

2) In physics Planck time is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. It is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light in a vacuum to cross a distance equal to the Planck length.

The average life expectancy of a human is approximately 3.9×10^52 Planck times.

planck time by i'malwayswrite November 14, 2007

plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)

The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)

plancel by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

panchodh 

punjabi. literally means "sister-fucker".
essentially acts similar to calling someone a motherfucker.

synonyms. machodh (motherfucker).

you fuckin panchodh.
salla panchodh.
teri bhain di lund salliya panchodh
you stupid panchodh
shut the fuck up panchodh
panchodiya
panchodhiyo.

panchodh by Connecticut April 22, 2005