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planchette 

a small board supported on casters, typically heart-shaped and fitted with a vertical pencil, used for automatic writing and in seances.
Girl: Can i borrow your Planchette? I need it for tonights seance.
Boy: No. I need it to write, ask Wndey.
planchette by hahaigotitfirst May 17, 2018

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

peachette 

The thickest peach ever
This is peachette it toadette but peach and it The thickest peach ever
peachette by Wirdman January 16, 2019

peachette 

The thickest peach ever
This is peachette she toadette but pach and it is The thickest peach ever
peachette by Wirdman January 16, 2019

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005
A disgusting, almost un-human women or man, ugly and sloppy beyond belief. Can be compared to untouchable or erotican't
"Hey dude, you see that chick over there?"
"Aww fuck man, she's a fuckin' planchet she's so hane!"
planchet by cogen December 31, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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