Chelsea laid a massive pizzotti last night when we had sex.

Girl: "Umm, what the hell is that stain on your sheets?"
Guy: "Oh sorry, that's where my ex laid a pizzotti."

pizzotti by strunk n' white May 31, 2010

Related Words

pizzout • pizzot • Pizzot Show • pizzotti • pizzounce • pizzuti • brandon pizzuto • Greg Pizzute

Pizzot

Originally the Hebrew word for plural pizzas, the word has developed a different meaning over recent years, even developing a cult following of some sorts. Pizzot can virtually mean anything you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. It can have positive or negative connotations. It can be a lifestyle similar to the YOLO movement. It can be a fuck you attitude. It can be anything you want it to be.

1.

Avi: “Hey hows that pita?”
Sneer: “Pizzot.”

2.

Gal: “Are you down to go out?”
Shanie: “Not really”
Gal: “Pizzot.”

Pizzot by pizzot_ktzizot May 22, 2021

pizzot

n. Pencil

Yo you got a pizzot?

pizzot by RAVAGE214 May 27, 2004

Pizzot Show

well, to really understand the depth of this so called, “pizzot show”, we need to truly understand the key word pizzot. Pizzot is a word/phrase used to express an action, feeling, or a response. The Pizzot Show was created to channel all of your inner pizzot. Right? And now, dont forget, pizzot can virtually mean anything. So if you were to say “lets go to the pizzot show!” this can mean a multiple number of things. Pizzot show can be your favorite reaustraunt, store, etc.. but, it can also be a place where you feel discomfort, uneasy, or somewhere you simply dont want to be i.e.: school

Yitzchak: "Whats up Moshe? Where you going achi shell?"
Moshe: "The pizzot show!"

Pizzot Show by pizzot_ktzizot October 21, 2020

Greg Pizzute

He’s a bad ass Sniper Section leader. He’ll say hello then kick your door in and send you to hell. Staff Sergeant Pizzute is a ruthless Ranger who loves to see the towel heads face when he’s setting up the appointment to meet their maker!!!

My Section leader SSG GREG PIZZUTE will set up appointments for you to meet your maker! “Mohammad got SSG P’d in the face, two to the chest one to the FACE” rangers lead the way

Greg Pizzute by 1st Ranger Bat Sniper PVT’s November 23, 2021

pizzounce

sound it out- Piz Ounce - Peace out, bounce

See you later mate.

yeah, pizzounce.

pizzounce by claire112 February 15, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026