pizzotti

When one accidentally shits on someone's bed during sexual activities.

Chelsea laid a massive pizzotti last night when we had sex.

Girl: "Umm, what the hell is that stain on your sheets?"
Guy: "Oh sorry, that's where my ex laid a pizzotti."

by strunk n' white May 31, 2010

Pizotti

A departing remark. Essentially, it is a "peace outie" pronounced at a much faster rate. Used when one is in a hurry.

Alright Vince, I'll talk at ya later, pizotti...Oh, and luv you.

by Stevie Y November 9, 2004