pitybo 

made by cameron smith , matt leibowitz and this guy name keith , meaning geek , call ur teachers it its so fun

" pitybo" "you fucking pitybo!" "he's a pitybo"

pitybo by Cameron C. Smith February 25, 2005

Pitybrag 

When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.

"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."

"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."

A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."

Pitybrag by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012

pitboss

a person who is a complete badass or completely runs shit at what theyre doin/gettin done

Did you see Kyle Struble tryin to surf at Lavalette? He was tryin soooo hard to be a pitboss...wasnt workin though.

pitboss by mr. 1uxury May 30, 2009

Pityhole 

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

Pityhole by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011

Pitypoke 

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

Pitypoke by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Pitboing 

A Pitboing is a another term for fart. Coined by KB in the mid 1980s it was first used as a polite way of expressing ones gastric release. This is especially true in public as the word is not largely known outside of the New England seacoast.

Pitboing, excuse me! , I just pitboinged!,Pitboing in aisle 3, run for cover.

Pitboing by 4WhatIDK April 26, 2021

Pitboy 

Back when it was unlucky to have women aboard ships. The crew needed a solution to their sexual needs. This task was assigned to the 'Pitboy' (usually around 12-15 in age) who would take up position on one side of the glory hole while he 'serviced' the crew members on the other side.

Shut up you duck butter gargling pitboy or I'll castrate you with a nail clipper.

Pitboy by Jacob Taylors November 7, 2010