8 definitions by Andy n Jo

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights
Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob
by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020
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Used in the business world to describe activities that could create bad publicity
Employing children in the cotton picking fields would be bad optics
by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020
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The act of cullingus whilst the women is menstrating also known as the dolmino grin
Ain't no body licking on toe jam
by Andy n Jo June 24, 2016
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Working out the small things in a situation, the fine print, minutia
It's all in the Tintastics

Working out the Tintastics of the situation
by Andy n Jo June 15, 2016
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inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible
That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv
by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020
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When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another
I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke
by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020
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A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share
I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie
by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020
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