Pityhole 

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

Pityhole by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011

pithole 

Pithole as the name suggests they are unavoidable bumps in the road of life, usually the nastiest, ugliest least attractive woman you will even encounter. When driving down the road of life you try to avoid pitholes whenever possible, but its inevitable that every once in a while you will hit a pithole.

When walking in the mall, your friend sees a horribly ugly woman, he says "watch out for that pithole" to get your attention. Due to his quick thinking, you both avoid this troll.

pithole by Morgan O January 29, 2004