pitfuck

To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.

*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*

"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."

"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"

pitfuck by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006

Words you can keep

pigfuckery

When a cop lies in order to violate your rights, arrest or convict you.

I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
lieframedpolicefuckedsetupfucked overlying

pigfuckery by Toytech4 December 20, 2014

Related Words

pit fuck • pigfucker • pigfucking • pigfuckery • potfuck • Patfuck • pigfucked • pigfuckface • pigfuckitis • pirfuck

potfucker

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

pigfucking

A game, mostly played in college. The object is for a group of guys to go out for the night and attempt to fuck the worst looking (or fat) woman they can. In the morning they compare notes and decide who won.
Sometimes losing, is actually winning and vice versa (in my opinion).

Fucking women, who usually can not get laid, for sport.

Wow, I would have to say Matt won at pigfucking last night, the girl he did was fat and ugly.

I slept with Cindy, she was hot! I guess I lost at pigfucking, but I don't care.

pigfucking by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

pityuck by cain's bestie December 3, 2021

pigfucker

One who fucks pigs. As by Terrance defined in South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

U.S. Senator Robert Byrd is an unabashed pigfucker.

pigfucker by Abu Gingy July 6, 2005

pigfuck

A late '80s musical style that pre-dates the music of grunge. Gritty, dirty, and noisy. Sonic Youth, Big Black, and the Butthole Surfers are the most well know purveyors of this type of rock music.

Alot of this pigfuck music is terrible, but at least it isn't as commercial as some other groups are.

pigfuck by nespithe January 1, 2006

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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